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PRIVATE BETA

Your money.
Your rules.
Zero drama.

Bad Wallet is a simple, stress-free Bitcoin wallet. Send, receive and manage your on your own terms — no bank, no account, no drama.

You’re the owner

Your private stay on your device. Nobody else — not even us — can touch your bitcoin.

Simple to use

Send or receive bitcoin in a few taps. No expertise required — the app explains everything as you go.

Your privacy first

No account, no ID, no . Your transactions are your business, not ours.

Low fees, fast

Low and quick transactions, even for small amounts.

Yeah, it’s a bad wallet.

Bad for banks. Bad for surveillance. Bad for anyone who wants to hold your coins.

For you? The good kind of bad — your , your coins, , nothing to hand over.

NEW TO BITCOIN?

Bitcoin, in plain words

is digital money that works without banks — 24/7, worldwide, no permission needed. are its smallest unit: 100 million sats make one bitcoin, so you can start small.

30 plain-English guides in the free Learning Center — sats, seed phrases, fees, scams. No jargon, no gatekeeping.

Learn Bitcoin, gently →
  1. Download

    Bad Wallet on your phone.

  2. Create your wallet

    A few seconds, no sign-up.

  3. Receive your first sats

    Send, receive, keep control. You’re the banker now.

Secure. Open. Independent.

Bad Wallet is and verifiable by anyone — because trust has to be earned.

See the source code ↗
THE PRODUCT

Everything you came for. Nothing you didn’t.

Most wallets assume you already speak Bitcoin. Bad Wallet starts with what you actually do, and explains what it just did.

NO EXCHANGE

Buy Bitcoin, straight to your wallet

No exchange, no middleman parking your coins. Buy in-app and it lands in a wallet only you control.

Receive & send, without the fear

Plain-language confirmations: what moved, to whom, and what it cost — in sats.

Live price, zero panic

A clean line, a real number, and zero finance-bro candle theatrics. See the trend, get on with your day.

Ask Bad Expert

Confused about a transaction? Tap and ask. Plain English, no jargon, no TradFi eye-roll energy.

Create a wallet in seconds

A wallet on your phone, ready right away. No account, no email, no permission required.

Bring your hardware wallet

Keep your savings offline and manage them here. You sign; we never see your keys.

All your wallets, one place

Every wallet you own — for spending or for saving — on one calm dashboard.

01 / WALLET
Receive & send, without the fear
02 / PRICE
Live price, zero panic
03 / GUIDE
Ask Bad Expert
HOW IT COMPARES · NO NAMES, NO SHADE

Why not just use what’s already out there?

Fair question. Most Bitcoin tools force a trade-off: custodial apps are easy but hold your coins; hardcore wallets hand you real ownership but assume you already speak Bitcoin. Bad Wallet is built for the corner nobody else bothers with.

The empty quadrant

Easy to useSteep learning curveSomeone else holds your keysYou hold your keys
Custodial apps
Bad Walletself-custody you can actually use
Typical self-custody wallets
Everyone else makes you pick a corner. Bad Wallet takes the empty one — easy and yours.

What you actually get

CapabilityBad WalletSelf-custody with a teacher built in.Custodial appsExchanges and finance apps that hold your Bitcoin for you.Typical self-custody walletsYou hold the keys — if you can handle the learning curve.
You hold your own keysYesNoYes
Built for beginners, in plain EnglishYesYesNo
Buy Bitcoin straight to your walletYesNoPartial
Hot + cold wallets in one placeYesNoPartial
AI guide + learning center built inYesNoNo
No account, no KYC to get startedYesNoYes

You shouldn’t have to choose between owning your Bitcoin and understanding it. Bad Wallet is the one that refuses to make you.

Sweet to you,
sour to the system.

// Bad Wallet · spec sheet v0.4

+ The Sweet (what you get)

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Beautiful, intuitive UXSats-first numbers, big buttons, no jargon walls.
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Friendly AI guideBad Expert answers without making you feel small.
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Free & open sourceRead the code. Fork the code. Own the thing.
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Hardware-wallet readyPlug in your signer. We never see your keys.

– The Sour (what we refuse)

No accounts, no KYCWe don’t want your ID. We don’t want your data.
No custody, no chargebacksYour keys live on your device. So do your coins.
No surveillance backendOur servers see signed requests, not people. No profiles, no histories.
No tracking, no adsWe sell software, not you.
SECURITY

How safe is it, really?

  • Your seed phrase never leaves your device — we never ask for it.
  • We store only a public key. Not your keys. Not your coins.
  • Breach our servers and your funds still can’t move — we never hold them.
  • The Bitcoin engine is open source. Don’t trust us — read it.
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